Femalevolence

Oh, just go with it. You enjoy sexy abbatoir play, she enjoys bacon sandwiches.  You're very compatible.

Don't worry. She respects the hard limits imposed by the Geneva Convention.  No hollow-nosed bullets, just a good clean round through the forehead if you get the password wrong.

Poor thing. She obviously misses him terribly.

Yes, I could use a muscle relaxant.  I'm feeling strangely tense about this - which is silly, because there's really nothing that can go wrong with a tonsils operation.

Love that biker chic.  He's a switch - prefers to top, but confident enough to play the strong and silent sub on the bottom, you know?  Goes by the name of Master Marcus when he's domming.  He's also bisexual, or he soon will be, anyway.