Seductive reasoning

I break easily.

 

Simon, like many alphas, sometimes finds it hard to understand subs.  It's not his fault, of course: it's because he's a male and males are stupid.

 

 

She briefly renamed him "Whiny, pleady pathetic cry-baby" but ended up with the rather unsurprising "Skinny Bastard". 

 I believe this sweet lady is Mistress Tess.  I'm sure she can help you, too, discover a new healthier lifestyle, if you ask very nicely.

 

 

Lots of men have irrational fears about castration. OK, just occasionally those fears might be rational but there's no point in brooding on these things and letting them ruin your life.

 

 

 

The World Sadistic Games are much more fun to watch than regular sporting competitions.  The Ladies' Javelin, for instance, which not only involves strength and the ability to throw far but also tests the athletes' aim.

 

 

Sourness and light

If any of you do have any nasty little habits - particularly if you happen to be indulging them right now - I suggest you visit a specialist like her.  That's what I do.

 

 

Lesbian slavegirls don't really understand male sexuality, of course, which is probably why so many of them featured on this blog want to suppress or even abolish it.

 

 

Think of your retirement as a second childhood; that's certainly how the staff see it.

 

 

Choosing the first option is likely to result in very drastic, rapid weight loss.

How did the conversation get onto this topic, anyway, what's what I want to know?

 

 

 

Lap dogs to a slip of a girl

It's funny: in a few weeks he'll probably be complaining it's too hot, staked out there on a lovely summer day with the honey and sweat running off his skin and the ants tickling his face.

I tried a self-help book once.  Apparently my feelings of inadequacy aren't real.  Oh right - so what have I been paying all that tribute for, over the years, then?  Silly book.

Good thing she decided not to wash her hair, as she hates saying no to people.

A survey of the male employees found 82% of them consider the new dress code unbearably humiliating.  Management are working hard to think of something they can do to respond: 18% of males not feeling constantly mortified is simply unacceptable in a truly inclusive workplace.

Just don't leave your used jodhpurs lying around.

First oppressions matter

It's good to have a mid-morning energy boost, especially when you've got Class 6d at 11.15.  They can be a bit challenging, I've heard.

 

Good to know she's researched it so carefully.  Anyway, would it matter so much?  More than her need to be soaped matters?  I don't think so, and nor do you if you're honest with yourself, right?

Actually, he might end up trying to mate with Elisa.  Not his decision, after all.

Boys can do computer too.  And I don't just mean cleaning keyboards. And not just getting the coffee, although obviously with only one male in the team no one else is going to be doing that.

Fortunately, all your pain receptors still work.

Just the way she likes it

  and no other way.  Ever.

Don't worry, she's a very good shot.  She'll hit exactly what she's aiming at, nothing else.  

Respect doesn't have to be mutual to be heartfelt.

I hope he's appropriately grateful for her trusting, easygoing nature.  I think things might get quite difficult for him if she loses that.

Oh dear.  I hope she doesn't feel too bad about letting her friend down like that.

I'm sure she'll say yes.  She's a very kind person and it wouldn't hurt anyone to... well, you know what I mean.  She's not going to say no to her girlfriend, is she?  That would be mean.

Inexorable romantics

You know, sometimes I think women use 'You're washing my hair that night' as an excuse, when they don't want to go out.  A bit like "Sorry, I'm just not in the mood to unlock you this month, I've got a headache."

The glamorous life of an OWK Lady.  Tomorrow, she'll be going out for a slow plod around the grounds atop a human pony. Thrilling stuff.

What a bit of luck that she decided to have a meathook fitted, when she moved in.

Don't worry, she's very experienced.  She'll know exactly what to do.

And remember it's a 'fee', not 'tribute', OK?  It's still going to be a suitably large number, though.

So... do you remember my post a few weeks ago, suggesting that the divine Anya rocks a dominant, fetish fashion look slightly more often than one might expect? Well, of course, the trouble with making that sort of statement is that you just know she's going to prove you wrong immediately by showing up to every event for the next six months or so in a succession of elegant but disappointingly vanilla outfits.  Yeah, that's definitely what should have happened, by the law of averages, reversion to the mean, all that.

Only to be expected, I'm afraid.

Except she didn't.

See if, in this picture from Michelle Yeoh's recent Oscar celebration, you can spot a subtle difference in style between Goddess Anya's look at and that of... oh all the people there who aren't Anya, if you can bring yourself to waste any time looking at them.

 

What's that?  You want to see more of her in the dress?  Yes, I expect you would - there are some at this link, others around. You like that sort of thing, being a pervert, right? That's OK, we're all perverts here.  But be warned, let's keep those expectations realistic, yeah?  We all know what 'femdom in mainstream' fashion shots are like. Sadly, even when a glamorous actress puts on some kind of fetishy outfit, she's still just going to pout for the camera in vanilla style, right?  I mean, sorry to disappoint you, but it's not as if she's going to be photographed in the kind of haughty dominatrix pose that you and I find exciting, right?

Right?

Oh.

Hmmm.

Careless talk

Time for a chivalrous gesture.

 

 

No regrets. What you never have, you cannot lose.

 

 

 

Oh dear.  Let's hope he's not too rough with her.

 

 

Only a few.  She has more.

 

Many stepdaughters find the arrival of a new parent uncomfortable.  Looks like she's found a way to deal with that discomfort; indeed transfer it to you.

 

 

 

Written pleadings

 

It's not really a choice, as she'll probably find an excuse to do the bottle thing even after posting the photos.  And vice versa.  But he doesn't know that, because males are very stupid creatures.

 

 

 

He's lucky to have such an understanding Responsible Female; I hope he'll have the sense not to push that luck too far.  Female supporters of men's lib are a bit weird in my opinion, but even most of them understandably draw the line at disobedience or answering back.

Mistress has also learnt from experience that the way to get a really smart, polished pair of shoes or boots is not to have someone slobber over them while masturbating. 

 

She doesn't really need the meter, given the screaming thing, but it's nice to be sure and anyway, she has some plans to fill his mouth later.

 

 

 

She's right.  Just remember that and you'll be fine.

 

And an extra one, just a little bit o'politics.  Just what you're looking for when you go surfing for femdom porn, right? 

 

Still, inept political commentary incomprehensible to non-Brits notwithstanding, any image containing Morrigan Hel and Goddess Sophia has got to be worth at least a few long, lingering, longing stares, right?