Showing posts with label boots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boots. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Sourness and light

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If any of you do have any nasty little habits - particularly if you happen to be indulging them right now - I suggest you visit a specialist...
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Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Inexorable romantics

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You know, sometimes I think women use 'You're washing my hair that night' as an excuse, when they don't want to go out.  A b...
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Friday, February 24, 2023

Relationships founded on respect

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 Not mutual respect, obviously.  No fun in that. Go on, it's an opportunity to show off your strength.  Girls like that. An optional 150...
Friday, February 3, 2023

Delightfully despotic

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Better do as she says.  But with dignity, right?  Always with dignity.       For those of you objecting that getting an erection is a natura...
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Tuesday, January 10, 2023

When life gives you lemons...

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 ...strap him down to a table, clip his eyelids open and squeeze the juice into them. Too unpleasant for you?  Then you definitely will not ...
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Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Resolute women

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They always make sure that their New Year resolutions are kept. It's odd, because generally she prefers to be asked for her approval for...
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Friday, December 9, 2022

Slavish devotion

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I don't mind being ice cream coned in public - let's face it, guys, we've all been there - but I do object to having to wait in ...
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Sunday, November 20, 2022

With every intention of surrendering to fifty-foot women

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Oh and the pain is so sweet. Yay, it's another science fiction special!  Yay...?               He does.  He's actually a very unpl...
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Friday, November 11, 2022

A kiss on the boot

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 ...may be quite deferential.  But diamonds ... Double what he himself would normally have to pay, that is.  So about six times the going ra...
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Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Blowing my mind, stealing my heart

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 Somebody help me 'fore I fall apart. Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to feel a little nervous. Remarkably, I understand she ...
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