Full of grace

(well, aren't they?)

Probbaly best to thank them for the directions, and apologise for taking their time.  Politely.  Very politely indeed.

There's something particularly erotic about a woman who is actually allowed to shoot you, don't you think?

I'm sure that humour can help to decrease tensions in all sorts of social situations.  Just not this one.

Hey - here's one.  What do you call a sissy with one ankle tied up to 'her' balls?  Eileen!

Thank you, thank you.  I'll be here all week.

You want to respect her privacy, and let her find her own way of growing up.  But you have to say something.  That miniskirt is way too short!

You should be grateful.  Many men never get any fellatio.