...but fortunately I have the privilege of an occasional visit to a Significant Other to cure me of any such mistaken ideas.
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| Ooohhh...Errr. Ending 9734...Mistress! No, no! Sorry. That's the old one. Errr 8642! Oh please Mistress, if I can only think for one minute.... |
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| It's called the 'Fat disgusting pig' programme, if you want to look it up. |
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| Of course, your wife isn't completely beyond telephone contact. But it's not worth disturbing her over a little thing like yours...sorry, I mean a little thing like this. |
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| Still, maybe she'll stop hiding you in the cupboard when her boyfriend comes round, now. |
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