Late submission

...and I apologise for how little homework I have been handing in lately.  The next couple of weeks should be a bit better...

Once again, I recommend the site named there.  She is simply stunning, and for once the voice matches the cold icy beauty.

What, you want her to do all the work?  Swing that whip, you lazy sod.

Mars and Venus, Venus and Mars, y'know?  You can't expect her to be interested in the things you're interested in all the time, OK?


 

The two times table actually goes up quite high, I understand.  Might be a good idea to bend over into those stocks.



She didn't get much for him, but then with all his worldly wealth, she didn't really need it anyway, did she?

  

You can't tell, but the left boot is actually made from a different slave from the right one.  But you can see, they have been cured and polished to a perfectly matched finish.  Craftsmanship, that's what that is.

The man in the picture is going to become a red miniskirt, by the way. 



You know, it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her dress before the wedding. Especially when she's a pissed-off female supremacist.  Or is that good luck?



This is actually scarily autobiographical just at the moment.  How fast does Amazon deliver?