Just a few captions I tossed off this morning

Sorry, I think there might have been some punctuation missing there.

Contempt.  Indifference.  Marriage.

I expect you'll be able to work out why.  After all, you'll have plenty of time to think.

That's a little unfair.  Let's not forget production of a few dribbles of something that looks like snot and tastes horrible.  Ah, 'tis a magical thing the male orgasm.  If I remember rightly, anyway.

I like the way she tries to motivate you not to let him bite off your cock or testicles by telling you she'll be cross if he does.

It's just a lot quicker that way.  You're graded on a scale of F to F-, by the way.  Best of luck.