Kept

I'd like to be.
 
"Keep":

• to have or retain possession of
• to remain or cause to remain in a specified state or condition
• to look after or maintain for use, pleasure, etc.
• to provide for the upkeep or livelihood of
• to support financially, esp in return for sexual favours
• to confine or detain or be confined or detained

All of those, please.  All of those.

Maybe later you can sneak out, remember the sight of her putting that lipstick on, and howl at the moon.

Such a lot of fuss...

Well, it's not as if you didn't have a last orgasm.  I mean, one of them has to be.  It must have been on your birthday, surely?  Oh no, she gave you a tie this year, didn't she?  Well, anyway.

Or, as on this occasion, just decided to leave and make a new life for herself.  I expect Ralph will cope OK on his own.  He'll probably forget all about her after a day or two.  Dehydration does that.

Woof.  Woof woof woof.