Unconditionally surrendered

The human furniture was easier to dispose of.

She did promise you a night to remember.

You'll earn those extra dollars. 

I went out once a girl once who had a castration fetish.  We haven't seen each other for years, but there's a part of me that will always be hers.

(Thank you.  Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Hey - how many castratrices does it take to change a lightbulb...)

 

Good thing you're not going anywhere today.  Plenty of time to talk about it.

Incidentally, if you like this blog (and I have to tell you: you're really wasting your time here if you don't), you'll almost certainly like this one as well.  He doesn't put the captions in the pictures, but the basic idea of encapsulating a scene in a few pithy (?) sentences is much the same, and he has some really lovely, sexy, funny ones: Improbable fun