Actually, he was wearing two belts. |
Men's brains aren't good at remembering dates, but they do have a really good nerve connection to the genitals, so it's a perfect match. |
"Snip-Lit". It's going to be the next big thing after 50 Shades of Grey, you'll see. |
She's not actually a dentist. She did admit that on his fourth visit, to be fair. |
I think this is one of those marriages where the arguments always end up with screaming and tears, don't you? |
Hey, great blog! I've got a question, though. Can you recommend any "snip-lit" authors? I've heard Anne Bishop does a lot with castration in her books, but I've never heard of anyone else
ReplyDeleteNo, not off-hand. Just go into your local bookshop and ask if they can recommend any. Make sure you ask a female assistant, though - sometimes they keep them hidden away from the male workers. Men can get so weird about that sort of thing. Silly, really. It's just a bit of fun.
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