The Rights of Man

They're somewhat limited, around here, you'll find.  But we like it that way.

Well, you'll find anyway, as they're due round for a drink later.

 

Hmmm.  Looks to me like one person's doing all the work in this relationship.

 

And she's got plenty of time to think of some too - she's not due back until Tuesday.

 

Should never have lent her that copy of 50 Shades...

 

Maybe she can share her literary passions with him when they're married.