Despicable

Despicable: capable of being despised.

Capable?  I pay for the privilege.  Hi - I'm Servitor!

Captioned images of female domination (what else?) follow.

Ah, now, you can say what you like about Miss Taylor, but - oh, hang on.  No you can't.

 

The phrases "thank you mistress" and "piss off you evil cow" can sound very similar to the untrained ear, too, so do be careful.  Well worth studying before your visit, although if like me you do find yourself accidentally in for seven months hard labour, you'll probably pick a few words up.

 

Doesn't she look sweet?  I'm sure she hates having to do all those horrible things to you.

 

I'm still quite sore from the last discussion we had to be honest.

 

Oh no.  I hate political chat.  They're just going to sit around all night, discussing supremacist theory, local council elections, castration methods for rapists - that kind of thing. I'd go out and leave them to it, but I'm grounded for the next month.