Far away from the city square
Tied down across a chair -
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Whip in hand for his own hot treat.
Thrashed arse, he'll beg at feet
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly...
Standin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still.
Scared to move, so the pail don't spill;
His pleading, high and shrill,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Someone restin' across my knee,
Warm an' tender as 'e can be.
Who's scared to death of me,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly!
Loverly.
Loverly!
Loverly....
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| Those eyes. I could just drown in those eyes, couldn't you? |
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| Huh. Brad! It's been 'Brad this' and 'Brad that' ever since he arrived. Frankly, I am seriously considering giving him notice. It's not as if we need a pool boy anyway, not having a pool. |
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| It's funny to think, really, that you're just about the only man she encounters most days who isn't begging at her feet for mercy! You probably help her keep a sense of perspective - and that's very important, for someone with a job they really love. |
If you like Cruella, you'll probably love The British Institution. I do. Both.
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| Damn... I was really looking forward to November. |
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| Actually, most chastity belts are massively over-engineered. What might feel like irresistible pressure really hardly puts it under strain at all. I mean, steel's pretty tough. So don't worry, OK? |
Don't worry. There's still *next* November. At least for now.
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem. There always *is* next November. Never *this* November.
DeleteWell, the Officer did tell her fiancee she was in a position of power and responsibilty.I 'm sure he'll gain from the extra guidance and discipline in the insitution..)
ReplyDeleteYes. It's good to have a wife with work skills that she can also put to use around the home.
DeleteThat over-engineering is a feature, not a flaw - its designed to reassure the boy. With a woman that hot, that sexually desirable, he might feel pressured to try something sexual with her. But with the constant weight and pressure of his "over-engineered" chastity, he can just relax and be her loving slave. No matter how insistent his penis may be, he need not worry about giving into temptation and actually using it.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I'm sure he has plenty of others things to worry about, anyway. Her, for example.
DeleteAnd it helps with the insurance companies, too. You know how they are - not wanting to take any risks at all, and making you pay through the nose for things like whitewater rafting or keeping an intact male around. But if you keep him in a "properly secure" chastity device, then you can break on the rates . . .even more, if the device will automatically castrate him if there's any attempt to tamper with it.
ReplyDeleteActually, insurance rates for males have fallen quite a lot, now that they're so easy to replace.
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