But when you are tied to your mother's apron...

As I'd love to be...still, this blog talks about castration anyway.  Quite a lot, actually.

Sometimes, they are even the same aspect of the same place.

 

 

That's a relief.  It would be a bit embarassing to have had to reply "a small cupboard" to any questions about where you spent your honeymoon.  And you know her rule about always telling the truth.

 

 

Oh, OK.  Maybe we're not talking about castration today, after all.  Maybe we're not talking about anything.

 

 

I suspect 'we' will.

 

 

I hope so too.