The song speaks to me, though, and especially this line:
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry
No poetry today, you'll be pleased to hear. Onward, with feeling:
I'm not sure what this caption is on about, to be honest. All lesbian couples look like this, don't they? It must be true - the Internet sez so. |
Keeps you fit. Very good for your health. Until she reaches five, anyway. |
One day I'll meet someone who appreciates me just for what I am - a pathetic, desperate and unattractive loser who'll willingly hand over cash for a brief moment of pretence that I am otherwise. |
The lovely Princess Kali, being lovely as ever. |
Just another attempt to make some positive use of the flood of male-dom pictures swirling around and polluting our beloved Internet. |
Being the slave of a lesbian couple is the ultimate fantasy of a submissive male.
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