... with comment immediately after the headline, often referring to unrelated music videos.
Occasional attempt to attract attention from search engines, by spamming words like mistress, femdom, dominatrix and so on. Text in Georgia Medium.
Then some reference to the captioned photos that follow:
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Short side-comment identifying a known pro-domme and encouraging readers to visit her web site.
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Occasional additional message to 'readers', from Servitor. (NB The word 'readers' will often be placed in inverted commas, to imply they are not really reading but just looking at the pictures and masturbating. Unlike many blogs, this one often contemptuously insults its visitors, because it is assumed they share Servitor's desire for humiliation.)
Excellent dissection of your and your sites enduring appeal. Like the very cute speaker next to the cage to pipe soothing music into the room as the slave languishes in confinement [possibly in a humbler and hogtie. Though maybe there are harsh orders being broadcast.
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Oh and fawning praise from masturbating reader who ironically is getting hard from captions about chastity.
Generic friendly response to show how much I appreciate comments, personalised with your name, Femsup, to show you I know and value how often you comment here.
DeletePS - the speaker, I understand, is for playing Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up" on continuous loop. She's an evil, evil sadist, she really is.
Oh it's Gill Sans!
ReplyDeleteSeriously that's been driving me crazy. There was one weird month where I thought you'd secured permission to use New Johnston but I figured that was unlikely and I knew it wasn't Helvetica because the tittles on the i's aren't square... Servitor you have no idea how much of a relief that is to know. God that's been the only thing on my mind for months and finally I don't have to puzzle over it any more! It's so nice not to have my thoughts occupied by something so trivial!
...Oh christ. I... I need a cold shower.
Sigh. Why do I get the weirdos? Now, other femdom porn blogs, they get comments containing blatantly false stories of severe spanking and forced cross-dressing by implausibly skimpily dressed office co-workers. Or adverts for clickbait porn aggregators. Me? Discussions of typography.
Delete...and we'll have no tittles on this blog, thank you very much.
Dear me, there are some strange and twisted individuals out there.
Generic response from long-time lurker making reference to the fact of being a long-time lurker and efficacy of original blog post in making long-time lurker make an intensely rambling, self-effacing but ultimately trivial comment.
ReplyDeleteThere will be some specific reference to one or more of the captions above, perhaps something comparing Gill Sans to Rockwell or Verdana, and some oh-so-clever but ultimately content-less throw-away remark linked to the concept of Anne Hathaway as a potential domme.
Will include made-up words to sound clever and important and will be finished by a non-ending to hide the fact that long-time lurker is so painfully socially inept as to not use names.
a trivial reply in agreement/ disagreement
DeleteA very splendid generic comment too. I myself am going to stop writing in Generic, because after a bit it starts to take over and then you can't do anything else! But you are very welcome here in the comments section, Joanna Atkins, and I hope you won't go back to lurking in the shadows.
DeleteMe, I never lurk on the Internet. In real life, yes, but that's another matter.
Incidentally, I did try out Verdana once, but I decided it just wasn't my type.
Ian - you can have a reply with a forced reference to your Terry Gilliam avatar, just as soon as I can think of one.
DeleteYou mock, but I love this stuff!
ReplyDeleteGet back to work.
The mocking is work. Sad but true.
Delete...anyway I currently have over 500 unpublished captioned images on my computer. I write them faster than I like to post them... So I could take a year off and still keep the blog going. Planning a bit of an archive clear-out towards the end of August... keep an eye on the blog.
DeleteI certainly will. It's always a pleasure, and often amusing.
DeleteTrite acknowledgement of the subject, with a banal expression of preference for a desire to replace Anne Hathaway with Sofia Vergara once in a while.
ReplyDeleteI think of all the typefaces that have been mentioned so far in this section, Sofia Vergara is undoubtedly my favourite. So I will see what I can do to suppplement Anne Hathaway with a few of those. In about a year's time (see comment about archive above). But that's not long to wait, is it?
DeletePS - suggesting the 'replacement' of the divine Anne gets you barred from the blog for life. Sorry, but I really can't abide heretics.
Too clever by half. Someone should punish you for this
ReplyDeleteSomeone should. Unfortunately, she isn't taking bookings right now, because of the lockdown.
DeleteI'll be sure to mention your suggestion, when I do finally get to see her again.
Best wishes
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Genuinely brilliant. Hilarious continuation of theme in followups too (which I'm hopelessly failing to follow). I'll avoid risk of being blackballed to add my vote for Sofia Vegara even though i'd really like to. But I didn't so it's fine
ReplyDeleteMany thanks - kind of you to say so. I'm sure you wouldn't want to be blackballed, Smamfa. I understand it's even more painful than it sounds, for one thing.
DeleteBest wishes
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