What? No I’m not. Well...maybe I am. It’s complicated. I mean, yes I am a
model, but I haven’t gone by the name “Alison Lawson” for years. I’m Ali Landry now. I was Miss America – now I’m a - well, I'm a 'supermodel', I
guess. Sounds really fancy, but, you know - that's what the magazines call me.
Alison Lawson was just a stage name when I used to do these
glamour shoots for fetish sites, before I really made it. I was always a stern nanny type – spanking
naughty boys, putting them in diapers, dressing them up in little girls' clothes and making them stand in the corner. That kind of thing - not the harsh dominatrix in leather. I had this kind of loving discipline image, I think. It was a bit weird at first, but it paid the
rent while I was building my portfolio with the fashion shoots. The great thing about that kind of fetish is that you don't have to go naked - that can really kill a career in fashion modelling.
Strict old Alison Lawson.
God… that really takes me back. Anyway – always good to meet a fan.
What’s your name?
Really? No way! You’re Emma’s fiancé! Oh wow!
Well I’m Ali, aren’t I? Her
oldest friend. She must have talked
about me?
Yes, I thought so.
She’s told me everything about you!
Well…maybe not everything, come to think of it. I think I might know something she doesn’t, hmm?
With apologies to the divine Ms Landry, who - to the eternal regret of perverts everywhere - almost certainly did not start her career modelling spanking shoots as a strict nanny called Alison Lawson. I say 'almost certainly' because I will admit I have not actually checked.
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