At this moment, you mean everything

You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen..pleeease.

 

 

 

It's good to be fit. You get to be flogged further, before collapsing.

 

 

Oh, OK.  And I suppose my opinion counts for nothing, here?

 

 

Good thing you have an ironing fetish!  You don't?  Oh. Oh well.

 

 

Shall I compare thee to a... errrr... purple cucumber?  Thou art more knobbly and thy veins pulse with lust...

 

 

One of my virtual girlfriends is programmed to find out about the others, and ridicule me. 

Actually, that's not true. I can't keep a virtual girlfriend for long.  They always reject me.  So unkind...