Effortless superiority

Oh well. Being beaten by Simon's no fun, but there'll be other guests who want a go too, so...

It's good when fetishes are complementary* like that.  A friend of mine went on a date with a girl he really fancied, who turned out to have a castration fetish - and that just wasn't his thing at all. So he hasn't dated her since.  Or anyone, come to think of it.   Sad, really.

Of course, it's not just about penis length.  Girth matters too.

Crush fetish again!

Oh.  OK.  (Damn!)

* Now come on, EditorDomme!  Is there another fetish blog anywhere on the Internet that knows the difference between complementary and complimentary?  As you know I take (and ocasionally receive) a lot of pains over my grammar.  I could of just written any old rubbish, but I choose my words with care.


Note: due to technical incompetence out of my control, I don't have a good record of which captions I posted between July and October this year (and I am not looking through all the blog posts to check...).  So any males reading this who see a caption they've seen here before can do some work, for once in their lazy, feckless lives, and let me know in the comments.