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| You might want to pay particular attention to the inflight safeword briefing. |
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| Damn. Maybe we could play backgammon instead? |
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| If it's any consolation, Jerry's no happier about it than you are, In fact, he's bloody furious. Try to make him happy, OK? |
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| Hmm. That's diamonds eleven times in a row, now. That means hearts must come up next time, right? |
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| I don't want you to get the impression that reading this blog in any way singles you out as a loser, OK? As long as no one ever, ever finds out, then there's nothing to be ashamed of. Obviously, if they do, then there is but that just means you have to take care, right? |
Where do I signup to work in that office? I am offering my full browsing history as my resume.
ReplyDeleteI can just picture the interview now. "Well, Mr A, we read your resume with great interest. You've obviously spent a lot of time sitting in front of a computer with your trousers down around your ankles, playing with your cock. Would you like to just take us through some of the highlights of your online masturbatory career, perhaps relating some of your more sordid experiences to the sort of role you'd be expected to play here at the firm?"
DeleteYes I would be interested. I would even pay to work here.
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