You made a life out of hurting me

Well, a career anyway.  (warning: link is DSFW*)

*Disappointingly safe for work.

Yeah, just do whatever comes naturally.  She doesn't mind.

Apparently, onset of the male menopause can occur as early as your 20s.  You just have to marry the right woman.

And what's Ioannis got that I haven't, I'd like to know? 

In an emergency, she could always just use one of the hotel's coathangers or something.

She only puts the big ones on her trophy wall.  Smaller ones she makes into into novelty hat or shoe racks and sells them on e-bay..