Bring me to my knees

Mistress Chrissie always does.

Witchcraft? Oh what nonsens

Apparently, they've just discovered a new treatment that prevents testicular cancer altogether.  My SO has arranged for me to have it next week - wasn't that thoughtful of her?

Could be the solution to our over-stretched prison service.  I happen to know several ladies in London who own cells, cages and suchlike - they should get in touch with the Home Office, offer to help out.

She does extras. Tip her enough and she'll even fake laughing at your jokes.

She's making mushroom surprise.