Brutal honesty

They do say honesty is the basis of every successful romantic relationship - but brutality has its place too.

Don't worry - she has lots of equipment and techniques to help manage the pain.

They do say small ones have more pain receptors per square millimetre, which is actually quite a turn-on for a lot of ladies.

He's the foundation of the building just behind her, by coincidence.

Time for the evil - sorry, what?  I can't say that word!

OK, well if the other two are totally straight I guess they won't need licking clean, for a change, so that's a bonus.