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| I never want to be more than two paces behind... for the rest of my life. |
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| I hate having to disturb her when she's working. But I can't just take money from her purse without permission, so... |
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| Tony gets steak and chips... not fair, I say. But then he does have a night of vigorous sexual activity ahead of him, so I suppose he needs the calories. |
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| Sometimes they get a babysitter, but if they're not going out until 7.30 or so, it's easier just to put Paul to bed half an hour early. I mean it's not like anything can go wrong, with his mittens fastened to the sides of the cucky-drawer. |
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| Aparently, a lot of condemned prisoners have women writing to them offering sex. I don't think that's going to happen to him, though. |
"I don't think that's going to hapen to him, though."??? Does your lady read the blog at all? If so, I think you're in a spot of bother.
ReplyDeleteWell thanks a lot, Mr A! She hadn't spotted it as a matter of fact, but now I've got 500 lines to do and I've been promised a "special spelling bee" when she gets home from work.
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