And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight

...He feels a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)

But you get bigger tips, so maybe it's nearly even.

There!  Now who can still claim that men can't take on front-line combat roles?

I've heard chlorinated water can be quite good for cuts and bleeding welts, so maybe if you ask nicely she'll ask them to dip you in the pool when you're done.

Yet oddly enough, he still gets it wrong. Men and housework... will they ever learn?

Sissy fights always end the same way, at least when wives are around to step in.