Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Pink? Pink? Well, what's wrong with pink?

 Seems like you got a pink kink in your think!

Thank goodness I'm not going to be the only one there in pink, anyway.



I only went for the make-up tips anyway.




Ah - the rolling pin!  Just in that sweet spot between loving domestic discipline and cranial fracture.




Time to come out and play!



Nor are there many rhymes for "penectomy".  I mean, you can just about work something in with "respect for me" but it's a bit contrived, don't you think?  And we don't like to have excessively contrived notions here on Contemplating the Divine, as you probably know.




10 comments:

  1. Men's Lib!
    I approve of the post and the female control it demonstrates.
    The silly men's lib ideas? Never!

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    1. Men's lib just makes no sense to me. If the Goddess didn't want men to be spanked, why did She make them so lazy and stupid?

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  2. Its not so much the Castration Day card for the day it happens signed by all your Female workmates or family and friends but its the anniversary castration cards that really hurt. Femsup

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    1. A year ago, this very day
      Your SO took your toys away
      Twelve months a neuter, no more play
      So thank Her on this special day
      It’s nice to be an ‘it’, not ‘he’
      On this, your castraversary.

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  3. I think its safe if we met up as my Very significant other would approve and we could compare ointments and salves for cane and tawse weals. Femsup

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    1. You have ointment and salves for cane and tawse weals? Luxury, bloody luxury...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

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  4. In a tight locked cage it was welded
    but it's much more fun to get it gelded.

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    1. Oh very good, very good indeed! A career with Hallmark awaits.

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  5. Once upon a time he held it, Now Mistress chuckles as he is gelded!

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    1. Mmmm. Thank you for commenting and... I like the sentiments but... it doesn't exactly rhyme, does it? 7/10, I'd say. So that's three to each palm with the tawse and 300 lines.

      But it's very good of you to comment! And who knows, the tawse might make a poet laureate of you yet. Worth trying, anyway.

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