Some men hope for threesomes. Me, I'm lucky if I get a onesome. |
She's also never owned an umbrella in her life. |
He's not looking forward to childbirth. |
The sounds the floor makes are very different from those made by wood planking. But very pleasant, nonetheless. |
Their ballroom is world famous. |
These little windows into a Female Supremacist world or relationship are just a joy to behold. I had heard of the tampon one before but the toilet queeing one is genius.i think it might give a lot of Women ideas. Femsup
ReplyDeleteThank you, Femsup. I suppose if we were to equalise things all over, they'd have to find a way of making men live longer and be more intelligent too. I expect it's on the list.
DeleteI love the Uber caption, but the bathroom one is truly inspired. I love the simplicity of that level of control, coupled with the total submission to female authority. Superb!
ReplyDeleteYou're very kind. She makes it look simple, but actually there's a lot going on under the surface to make their relationship work like that. She has to out a lot of effort in - and he even more, obviously.
DeleteI love this too. Especially the normality of the scene.
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Uber, Ladies' Room, Riverdance... Those three are a real triple play of Femdom caption-y greatness!
ReplyDeleteGoodness, I seem to have been on target this time. You're all very kind.
DeleteAlthough I think Elsa herself is doing a lot of the work in the first of those. Frankly, I could have put a caption just saying "Phwoaarrr!" on that one, and I think it would still convey power, elegance and unapproachability.
She actually is called Elsa, incidentally. Elsa Hosk. And I have more pictures of her... some of them in that outfit.
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ReplyDeleteAh well, thanks for trying. Feel free to have another go.
Deletethe hotel cap and the ladies room queue are two of the best ever but please some guys in frocks on oestrogen, traditional male clothing and testosterone are the ultimate undeserved male privileges that need correction
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Next Tuesday is maid day, Furcoat. But by the look of these male maids, not many of them are on oestrogen. Hairy-arsed perverts, the lot of them, I'm afraid. But I have to work with what I'm given.
Deletethey really need to save that pocket money up for electrolysis ;)
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There is of course one way of making the Women's queue shorter quicker but it might put added strain on his bladder. Femsup
ReplyDeleteNow, then, Femsup, it wasn't that sort of caption. Any urine-drinking he's going to be doing is strictly private and within the confines of their loving female-relationship. Just occasionally, we men need to taste something nasty and soaping just isn't enough, that's all.
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