Feet first

It's got to turn out my way one of these times...

Hmm... looks like she's finished all of that bottle of water.

If it were being totally candid, it might suggest that it would occasionally appreciate being whipped just a little less hard, but fortunately it has the sense to keep its moronic opinions to itself.

I don't see how the marriage can be regarded as consummated unless she has had sex too.  Hmm...  do you suppose that bell-boy is still around?  He seemed nice.

I think he'll be cleaning her tank again.