The angel at my side...

.... she gives me good advice.

Actually, the idea that men can't multi-task is a complete myth.  Men who think they can't just need to meet a woman with the right attitude.  It's just laziness.

Don't worry... they don't tug hard.  She does, but that'll be the scrotal clip, not the nipple... so not so bad.

Life as a conversation piece.

Oh well. It's better than coming back down to 'discuss' it while they're still here.  I hate that.

Decisions, decisions.   Thank goodness I never have to make any.