Brutal loving care

Silly, really, to get rid of stock that's hardly even damaged, but that's their policy.

Often, when smokers give up, they undertake some symbolic act of renunciation: crushing the cigarette pack beneath their shoes, for example, or just throwing it onto a fire.  Something like that might be worth trying too, to make clear all that nonsense is in your past, now.

Not sure about the colour swatches, though. I think the traditional dark grey is still best.

I expect they just didn't get the original joke.  Try explaining it more slowly.

And they say porn doesn't really cause any harm...