Dressed to repress

 

She's actually very tolerant - it takes a lot to get her to lose her temper. Backchat, obviously.  Disobedience too... and laziness, of course, as well as forgetfulness and ingratitude. Anyway, what I'm saying is that you'll quite often find yourself not being slapped, even when there might be cause to, so there's really very little to complain about when you are. Even if she permitted complaining.  Which she doesn't.

 

 

 

Yeah, first gay sex experience is always going to be a bit daunting.   Once you get through that first time, you can just relax and enjoy the rest of the evening. It won't be long before you're a very experienced player, having enjoyed so many sex partners, you'll have forgotten that just a few hours before you were a virgin. 

 

 

Sounds fun... expensive, but worth it.

 

 

I found I simply didn't have time for TV sports any more, after getting married. Busy busy busy.

 

 

Toss a coin?