Dressed to oppress

 

Pookie's thoughts are mostly elsewhere, to be honest.  Which is just as well, as her questions are rhetorical.

 

You could try telling her that even Leicester is a tropical paradise when lit up by her divine radiance...?

The first time's very special, isn't it?

He had an imaginary friend as a kid.  She used to beat the crap out of him too - maybe that's where he gets it from.

He has some pretty intense CP fantasies... I hope they've got the stomach and the stamina for it.

Just realised I actually did two captions of this lovely image of the lovely lady (Maya Sinn!) and Pookie (most probably someone with a name unlike 'Pookie', but you never know) so you might as well have both.