Another look back in time, to the more elegant and yet sweetly brutal femdom of yesteryear.
Cecily has a lot to learn... as does George, but soon after this, the ladies engaged a very experienced governess to help with all that and never had to bother themselves about him again. |
She's beautiful when she's vexed. |
What a fine moral compass that young lady has! I'm sure it will stand her in good stead when she marries. |
And one too large to fit as a caption, even one as wordy as those above.
My dearest Emilia
Of course, my first communication on my return from honeymoon can only be to my dearest school friend, so here you find me writing. Goodness, what an exciting time we had! So many tea dances, sonnet recitals and long country walks in the rain, it made my head quite spin.
And
of course, marital bliss. Dear, dearest
Emilia, I was reminded of the little games you and I used to play at school –
do you recall, in the dorm, when the nuns had ceased patrolling for the night? Silly, girlish games, really, but I recall
them with great affection. I was reminded for some reason of
our little ‘tickling contests’ under the sheets. Do you recollect, my dear, your
telling me that our little games were useful practice for romance with a man? All that kissing and petting and… other
things? Well, my dear, the ‘real thing’
so to speak is a little similar in some respects but very different in
others. It is quicker, for one
thing. Much, much quicker. I had barely thought it started, when - done! Men are so much more efficient in these matters, it seems.
Also, nothing in my previous
experience had prepared me for the important role that my shoes would play in
‘rousing’ Harold to the right state of enthusiasm. Nor the necessity of securing my husband
tightly to the bed with straps, to prevent harm to his delicate wife. All most 'educational'.
Perhaps these things are ‘old hat’ to you, my dear, living your glamorous life in London. Although I understand your social circle consists almost entirely of women. So perhaps not.
Would
you care to visit some time, dear Emilia?
Even
a married woman must not forget her old school chums. Why, peculiarly enough, I have been thinking a
lot of Lydia, lately: old ‘slipper’ herself, the terror of the dorms when she
was a prefect. I happened to mention her to Harold for some reason or other
and he seemed quite fascinated, so I had to recount all the details of how we
suffered under her hand! And of course you and I would comfort each
other afterwards, kissing all that poor bruised flesh better. However, I thought Harold would not be interested in that part of the tale, so did not bore him with it.
So, Emilia, dearest, do write back with the utmost haste to arrange some dates for a visit. Or simply arrive! We do not have much space to spare but I am confident we can squeeze you in! For three days of the week Harold inspects the farms in the North of the county, so it will just be the two of us – oh, and my young housemaid Agnes, of course.
We could even share a bed.
Mmmm…. Perhaps not.
We could even share a bed. It would be just like old times, my
dearest Emilia, so do act without delay and I look forward impatiently to once
again holding you in my arms and
No.
holding you in my arms and conversing
with my
dearest, closest friend.
It brings me great joy to be presented to the world as ‘Mrs Melchett’ but to you, my dearest, I fondly hope always to be your beloved and
and... and... and... ah yes!
affectionate
Anne
and my love, as you are going up to my bedroom I think you should take these flimsy birch rods with you. You know how much I enjoy some physical exercise after our conjugal liaisons and I am sure that after watching Stubbins being horsewhipped I will want to complete my enjoyment of the morning's proceedings using those rods - they called them rods but they are hardly more than twigs and you will hardly feel their strokes although you can be sure that I will be wielding them with gusto.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Even the flimsiest birch rods can nonetheless produce most gratifying results when wielded with sufficient enthusiasm and application. Not every marital flogging has to result in severe bleeding, after all: sometimes a wise wife will allow her beloved a less agonising bedroom experience.
DeleteBest wishes
S
In the Edwardian gentries households it was the Women who dealt with the affairs of the household. Perhaps after specifying the improved birch rods to be so very much more improved upon she can efficaciously apply them to her husband. A man of his class must show an example to the lower orders and be stoic under their lash. Femsup
ReplyDeleteIndeed. And a woman of her class must show the vigour and determination required to overcome that stoicism and make him squeal like a little girl. Or just hand the whole affair over to the housekeeper and go riding. Whatever she likes, really.
DeleteBest wishes
S