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| One of the nice things about being submissive is that you're rarely in any doubt about whether your partner's in the mood for sex, or precisely what she wants to do (and indeed, with whom). |
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| She was kind enough to give him a long warm-up before the painful bit, so I hope he'll be brave. If not, the shackles attaching him to the cross can be brave for him. |
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| I believe some of the wedding guests have sprayed the van with silly string and attached tin cans and all sorts of other stuff to the back of it. You won't actually see it, from inside the sack, of course, but it's nice to know these traditions are being maintained. |
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| Marriage guidance counsellors recommend the anal hook - it's amazing how much easier those petty marital disagreements go, once you're dangling. |
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| Oh no - not the comfy chair! |
Then what is the plan? The idiot with the stupid fat face obviously has no resale value so I am guessing that Alphonso and Mike will be instructed to take that away for disposal somewhere quiet but what those two don't know is that once they have taken the idiot away in the bag, she is off to meet Raoul for a proper honeymoon.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the plan is either - and I very much doubt Alfonso and Mike know all the details. They're not exactly the brains of the operation, if you know what I mean.
DeleteI expect both newlyweds are going to have a memorable honeymoon, anyway, although obviously not together.
Best wishes
S
�� Makes me wonder how she was able to get him om the anal hook to start with. She stronger than she looks? Who knows but I get the feeling she used to give boys wedgies in school. And yeah, the dude has to be as dumb as a bag of rocks if he got uppity despite knowing full well that he could end up getting lynched from his anus.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed, the dude is dumb as a... well, as a dude. I mean a battle of wits between a male and a female is hardly a fair fight, is it? Girls know a few tricks for getting men onto anal hooks, believe me - you might go into the 'discussion' determined to have your own way but then a fee minutes later you'll be desperately dancing on the tippiest of tippy-toes, wondering once again how she did it - and when she'll be coming back, too.
DeleteMany thanks for the comment.
Best wishes
S
Not the comfy chair! But then, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
ReplyDeleteIndeed, not the comfy chair. She's a bit of a Monty Python fan (likes to force her slaves to sing 'Always look on the bright side of life' in-between strokes when they're tied over the whipping block) so she did try using a comfy chair once. But she prefers this one.
DeleteMany thanks for commenting.
Best wishes
S