The thing that's still around

You know: that thing.   It's still going, doing its thing - more than ever, in some ways.  Annoying thing.  So here are a few more captions about the thing.

PS - Some readers might be 'triggered' by the second of these captions (being 'triggered' is similar to disliking and disagreeing with something, but combined with a strange compulsion to tell everyone you dislike and disagree with it, rather than just reading something else).  I do understand that many people have strong opinions about the thing, for instance preferring horse medicine to, y'know, medicine that demonstrably works to reduce human death rates.  I'd be happy to debate your 'opinions' on that, just as soon as you do a medical degree and as long as the opinions can be subjected to double-blind randomised control trials (oo-er sounds a bit kinky).  Oh - and you have to understand Simpson's Paradox, OK?