Supremely confident

Thank goodness he's around.

 

 

 

My SO can be quite inconsistent on this.  If a tawse or cane she was hoping to use goes missing - or on one memorable occasion the batteries from her favourite cattle-prod - she instantly suspects me and we 'have a little chat' about it.  But if a key isn't where she'd expected it to be it's 'just one of those things' and 'is bound to turn up in a month or two'.  Women.  Eh? 

 

 

 

As anyone deeply familiar with the OWK photographic record will testify: describing an OWK slave as 'that one with the stupid moustache' isn't really specific enough.  They might have to have a lot of slaves punched to be sure to get the right one.  Still, no real harm done if so, I suppose.

 

Am I the only male sub whose first experience of toilet slavery was during the interval during a fully-booked theatrical performance?  I suspect not.

 

 

 

...which is actually true of a lot of things, if you think about it.  As I'm sure you have.  Pervert.