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| She thinks that there are always other credit cards. And she's right, of course, there are. They don't all belong to the same male but that doesn't matter. |
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| Many married couples never discuss money, but in the best-run marriages it's discussed once and that's that. |
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| Kafka-trapping, eh? Curiously enough, George has always fantasised about this. I hope he enjoys the real thing just as much. |
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| If she dreads it that much, why not just decide not to make him wear the No. 5s? Women are hard to understand sometimes. |
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| Almost all the guys she fucks are insensitive brutes, so she needs someone in her life who cares about her feelings. Let's hope he learns a bit of empathy. |
I am drinking coffee in my corner office, on the 32nd floor of the Lawyers firm where work. I look out at the river and think about my sissy slave husband, Max.
ReplyDeleteLately, I have been wondering if I have become too soft with him. He seems to think he can choose when to do his chores, he no longer asks permission to worship my feet, especially after the gym or after a hard day at work. He just gets down and starts, surely he should ask, I muse.
The moment is shattered by my PA, Emily, who comes in and reminds me of a meeting I am chairing with a client in about fifteen minutes.
''Zoe, you have the Parkinson meeting, I have checked the meeting room, it is good to go. Is there anything you want from me?''
''No dear, that is fine. Thanks. Actually you can sit in and take some notes, not 'minutes', just their answers to some questions, then we can debrief after over coffee and cake''
''Cake, Zoe?''
''Yes, Max made a coffee and walnut cake, and I have some for us. I better go.''
After the meeting I say with Emily and we chatted about everything as girls tend to do. I don't think we took a breath.
As I put n my coat to drive home I realized that today, with the Parkinson meeting, I had made the firm over $8 million.
When I got home I was tired and Max took my coat and said supper is almost ready. He then proceeded to kneel down and kiss my stinky feet.
I smiled at his enthusiasm, life is good, why spoil it by telling Max off for what, for him, is natural behavior.
My feet do feel good after Max has finished worshipping them.
I go upstairs to change and take a shower.
Max kneels by my seat as I eat the lovely supper he has prepared.
Zoe
I was chatting to my friend, Andrea. You may remember she is, like, a really clever girl. She got a first in some 'science' degree or something, I can't remember what it was called.
ReplyDelete''Hey, Max, what degree did Andrea get. You remember, babe.''
''I think it was Physics, goddess. I think it was. One of those really hard ones. She is so clever, ma'am.''
''Don't you think I am 'so clever'. Careful, Max.''
''Sorry goddess, didn't mean anything.''
Anyways, Andrea was saying she has bought a new house sissy. He was on 'Pick-a- Sissy. Com' and cost a lot of money, but he is black...so, they are always expensive. His name is like Alan or Adam or something.
I have never spoken to her about sissy slaves but she is going to train him over the next three months before he is allowed to serve her in the house. He is housed in a cute shed with a bunk bed, toilet and even a chair, it is in the garden.
''Max, have you cleaned the bathroom? I need you to hurry because my guy, Luke is coming round to watch the new film on Netflix. Can you remember Andrea's husband's name, honey?''
''Goddess, his name is Hugo''
''Oh yes, Hugo, that is right, clever sissy.''
Luke is a guy I met at a dinner party. He is, like, a surgeon or a nurse or something medical.
Zoe
I was talking to my old friend, Andrea, about her job and some of the things she would want her sissy to know. She is a Physics Teacher and insists her sissy knows the 3 basic laws of physics. Her sissy is a very cute little guy called Paulie and I have heard him recite all sorts of science facts as he kneels at Andrea's pretty feet.
ReplyDeleteThis led me to think about what Max knows about science, and so I made him learn the 3 basic laws so that when Andrea visits I can amuse her by him reciting them. It was much harder work than expected and it was tiring for me to get Max to both understand and recite on command.
Andrea is with me today and I explained to her that Max has something to recite which might amuse her. She didn't mind that it is a disciplinary day and so, as Max was caned he recited the 3 basic laws. It was so funny as Max was in tears at the end. I don't know why, but I always lay on the cane much harder when I have company watching.
So, dear Servitor, imagine the scene. We are in my designer kitchen, Max is laid over a high chair, Andrea is sipping coffee at the island and I am in my leather trousers and white T shirt with my cane.
''Now Max darling, what is today? Explain to Andrea, please.''
''Today Goddess, is a disciplinary day to remind me of my place in the Universe.''
''and?''
''and, Goddess, I am going to recite the 3 laws of physics, which you taught me.''
''Ready Andrea?''
''Cannot wait to hear this, Zoe.''
''Max,sweetie, what are the 3 basic laws of physics? Remember to thank me and to count, OK?''
THWACKK!! ''Aaargh!! One, thank you goddess. Ma'am, ifit pleases you, in the first law, an object will not change its motion unless a force acts on it.''
THWACKK!! ''pphhphph!! Two, thank you goddess''
''OK, Max, wha tis the second law and stop screaming so loud, please. I am sorry Andrea, he does make such a fuss.''
''That is OK, my sissy is the same.''
THWACKK!! ''aaarr!!! Three, thank you goddess. Goddess in the second law, the force on an object is equal to its mass times its acceleration. pppphhhhhh!!! ma'am, thank you.''
''Now Max, who are you and who am I?''
THWACKK!! ''Aaaaarrrggghh!! Four, thank you goddess. Goddess I am a very lucky sissy who lives in paradise with you, you are the very centre of all that is and will be. The whole world is in debt to your beauty, ma'am.'' '
THWACKK!! ''OhOhohoooo!! Five, thank you goddess in the third law, when two objects interact, they apply forces to each other of equal magnitude and opposite direction. If it pleases you ma'am, they are the 3 laws of physics, ma'am.''
''Good boy, you did well.''
''Yes, well done, Max.''
THWACKK!! '' aaaarr!! Six, thank you goddess. Thank yo Goddess Andrea, you are so kind. Ouch, ma'am . Thank you ma'am for disciplining me, ma'am.''
''Kiss and thank the cane.''
''MMM thank O cane for your service.''
''Good boy. GO and get a shower, then start supper, OK?''
''Yes, ma'am.''
Zoe
The problem of teaching boys physics in the gynarchy is ongoing. The research shows that boys are much better at fixing things in the home, or at least helping a competent work-person whilst providing tea and biscuits.
ReplyDeletePhysics is hard for boys, they just don't get it. This means that girls can be held back whilst the teacher explains 'again' about the 'Laws of Physics' and so on.
Laws are constantly being tested experimentally to increasing degrees of precision, which is one of the main goals of science. This means that there isn't the certainty that boys find so comforting. In Home Economics, if you clean a bathroom then there is the application of skills, which result in a known outcome, this isn't true in physics.
If you devise a budget for food shopping, you can see the result quickly.
Some knowledge can be confirmed in the observation and whether the 'laws' continue to hold, or whether they break, and what can be discovered in the process.
It is always possible for laws to be invalidated or proven to have limitations, by repeatable experimental evidence, should any be observed.
Well-established laws have indeed been invalidated in some special cases, but the new formulations created to explain the discrepancies generalize upon, rather than overthrow, the originals. This doesn't seem to worry the girls, who are used to overthrowing societal, and 'physical' norms.
Rather than unchanging knowledge, physical laws are better viewed as a series of improving and more precise generalizations. Boys get so confused and need certainty.
For example, if Max breaks a rule he knows he will be punished. Boys need a certain amount of certainty, girls find physics fascinating and enjoy the experience of learning. When boys are in the class they find them a distraction and compete for their adoration and worship.
So, science is a 'girls' subject, home economics is for boys.
It is Saturday and I am heading to town for a coffee and christmas shop with my girlfriend, Amy. We met at Uni and she is a Gynarchy girl with a husband who is totally obedient. She is a Surgeon and her sissy, Ben, is a homemaker and looks after the children.
ReplyDelete''Max, I am going out. Complete your chores, and if you have time, start to decorate the house with christmas lights and ornaments. I will inspect and advise when I get back. OK?''
Max is always busy around christmas, and tries his best to please me and our many visitors. Last year he had such fun looking after us. Such a good boy.
Amy told me about the stresses of her job and how sweet Ben is. Their daughter has realised that it is a waste of her time to ask daddy for anything as it is mommy who is in charge. If her dad annoys her or is slow to obey she will warn him that she will ask for a 'ruling' from mommy.
So sweet. I guess she doesn't yet know how painful a 'ruling' can be for daddy. The younger girl hasn't got a clue how the family dynamics work.
It is always fun to catch up with Amy. I am so fond of her.
When I got back, Max, had 'decorated' the TV room but I needed to adjust and change things as usual.
''Good boy, Max. You remembered the tree. Good job.''
Zoe