Friday, August 30, 2013

Extra duty

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Hey honey.  How are you? Oh – yeah, well quite a day. You know we’ve got this terrorist suspect? Well, I was in charge of his interrog...
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Cuando las mujeres atacan

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The title is a tribute to my favourite tumblr at the moment , which for a long time I assumed went by the name of "When women attack...
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Friday, August 23, 2013

Locked in abasement

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It's where you'll usually find me.  If you can be bothered to look. She feels your pain.  But not quite as much as you do.   ...
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Party animal

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Oh, hey loser! Yeah, I did want to see you.   Imagine that!   You, actually talking to me. Anyway, I heard you’d been, lik...
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Friday, August 16, 2013

Self-discipline

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They say that self-discipline is a very important trait to develop.  But it's just never as good as the real thing, is it? On we go, b...
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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Pre-nuptial agreement

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Ah, there you are, darling.   Now have you written that note? No?   Well why not? Oh don’t be ridiculous, darling.   It’s j...
Friday, August 9, 2013

There must be an angel

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(playing with my heart) It's amazing what you can achieve with a little thoughtfulness and the daily touch of a razor-sharp blade. ...
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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Forensic examination

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 Ah, Mr Sandwick. How are you feeling? Yes, well no bones were broken, fortunately. It was a nasty crash, though. You had bruises all ov...
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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Just looking

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  What?   Oh God, no.   You don't have to do anything like that .   He can’t cope with real women. We just have to stand he...
Friday, August 2, 2013

Fedmom capyions

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Just for all those of you too excited at the thought of all these pictures of dominant ladies to type into Google correctly. One of the mo...
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Thursday, August 1, 2013

Happy thoughts

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Morning honey! Hey - I was wondering – did you talk to George at he party last night? Sally’s George? Yes, I thought I saw you the ...
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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Shut up, she explained

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I always find her explanations entirely convincing. Oooh - that's a nasty sensation, isn't it?  When you really have to go but.....
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Friday, July 26, 2013

Unpleasantries

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Fair point.  It's quite hard to travel internationally without money too.  Or clothes.    Madame Sarka.  Of course.  Need I say m...
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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Through the window

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  Oh, hi Mr Travis! Are you leaning out just to say hi to me, or are you – Oh dear. Again?  Oh poor you.  I think it’s awful the way ...
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