Influencing skills

These ladies have them.

Oooh!  Oooh!  I don't have a foot fetish either Ma'am!  Oh dear, Pleeeease don't make me lick your dirty feet clean Ma'am!

Still, he's lucky to be inside in weather like this.  Best half-hour of the day.

Hmmm.  How are we going to resolve this?

And don't think she's impressed when you buy the extra-large condoms, either.  She knows they're not for you.

You've made her very happy today.