At Her Majesty's displeasure

And she's actually having a lot more heterosexual sex than before the change, so it's all going rather well.

 The wonderful Mistress Eleise, of course.  Do you need the link? I'm sure you've visited her site already, no?

Oh no, not Oliver.  I just don't think we have anything in common, you know?

Hmmm... Maybe if she worked in metric?

Oh well.  On with the marital bliss, I suppose.

I'm usually in the corner at parties, myself.