Now do you want to dance or do you want to bite?

...nuffin on the telly...

Pet play... of a sort.

Shame the marriage went downhill, after what sounds like such a good start.

There's nothing she enjoys more than a good, long, hard safeword.

No, it didn't.  But it keeps publishing its blog anyway, out of sheer wilfulness.

Chuck's never struck me as the sensitive type; but yeah - probably best to ask.