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| Thank goodness (and her) for that. |
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| I've always thought it odd that I am both her object and her subject. |
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| When she talks of the 'place' that'll do it, just think of a gleaming, modern medical facility, OK? Not a dirty garage filled with rusty tools. It'll be easier that way. |
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| Thank goodness for the invention of electricity - it's a great way to save labour, or induce it depending on who's holding the zapper. |
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| One day your luck might run out. |
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| Fine, but I'm not putting his condom on for him this time. I have my pride. |
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| Don't worry - the guys might think you look silly at first, but I'm sure they'll be impressed when you go into your dance routine. |
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| For a while my orgasm day was 29 February, but 'we' decided to stop all that, as it was getting a bit repetitive and predictable. |
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| Women and knots, eh? Bless 'em. |
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| Which is a bit unfair if you have a fetish for being humiliatingly searched by ladies in positions of authority. Oh well, at least she's not wearing her uniform, so there's a chance. |
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| She's trying to de-clutter. |
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| Should last her until the spring, her favourite time of the year, when the first fresh green nettles start to arrive. |
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| It's probably that damn dog. The same one that keeps stealing her used underwear. |
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| It's a service industry. |
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| I guess she would. Vigorously, immediately and without mercy. |
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| I don't bother too much about fashion myself. Life's easier when all you wear is a steel collar. I'm never out of style because I'm never allowed out. |
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| Practice makes perfect. Next! |
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| Many brides encounter disappointment on their wedding nights. She just needs to make the best of it and move on, I reckon. |
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| Married couples should try to share one another's interests. It's about making an effort: an act of the will. Sure, he's not so interested in cock, but maybe he could just bend from time to time, hmm? Is it so hard? |
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| I went to see Justice League. I've got to say, I have mixed feelings about it. Maybe... oh I don't know... 20% of the movie is really great but the other 80% was just meh for me. There was some really shoddy camerawork too - like on several occasions, you could clearly see actors in shot, speaking lines and stuff like that, and blocking the view of Gal? That's just unprofessional. |
