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| Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though. |
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| Still, he'll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session. |
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| Yes, M'm, thankee M'm. |
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| And so does everyone else. Not that they care. |
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| Yeah, that would be awful. Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK? I'll kick them right off. |
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| Wow - big decision, huh? Thank goodness she's already taken it so you don't have to. |
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| I had a rectal examination on my last trip to the doctor's. So embarrassing! I'm not taking that bus again! |
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| Perhaps they could vote on it. |
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| Wow. She's pretty easy-going, huh? I wish my SO let me just beg for things whenever I like, like that. |
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| Trick question - you're doing both. |
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| They practice mindfulness too. That involves thinking very very hard about what's about to happen when your skin won't stretch any further. |
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| Might take quite a while to do penance for all of the sins during those five years of freedom. Still - there's the rest of your life. |
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| I'm a member of their frequent shriekers' club. |
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| Of course, it wasn't like that when she bought the house. There was no flowering bush behind the gimp feature - in fact, the garden was mostly just gimps all over. Much more colourful this way. |
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| Or - on most occasions - participate. |
