Talking about pain

 Not enough couples do that.

 

 

As you can see, she takes quite an old-fashioned approach to discipline.  Most wives these days just use the app.

 

 

She can put it with all the other things waiting for him in their honeymoon suite.

I hope she learns an important lesson about bullying.  Or a few new techniques, anyway.

How very tiresome.

Ironically enough, although they put on a remarkable burst of speed, when they reached Capri there'd been an unseasonable spring storm and the blossom was in tatters.  She took it in good part, though: silly to get upset over something like that.  There's always next year.

And now for something largely similar

Right... ten more years then.  The terrible teens begin here.  How terrible can they be?  Let's find out, shall we?

 

 

He should be thankful.  Not for anything in  particular - just generally, all the time.

 

 

Regrettably, he won't be perfect for long.  She breaks things.

 

 

 

It is a good one.  Here's another: what do you do if you see a blonde undressing, through an open window?  Eight years hard labour!  Do you get it?  Maybe one day you will.

 

 

Look at the lovely lady on the right, there.  Rightly proud of her work.

 

 

 

'Something plausibly similar to male genitalia' is the best some of us can hope for.

Looks like all those caning fantasies are going to come true.

Bad Pookie.  Just imagine being close to thinking about disobeying her like that!  On second thoughts, don't imagine it... she wouldn't approve.

If there was anything she could do to make you feel better, she'd do it - you know that, right?

Anyway, maybe some of the other patrons would like to skip the queue too.

 

Ooh - the tips of her shoes look just like the inside of my chastity belt!  Maybe we could strike up a conversation, now I know we've something in common.

And, of course:

Decadence: time for birthday spankings

Ten years today.  Good grief. 

Here are some of my favourite ever captioned images.  In general, when there's one I am really pleased with, it is because the words and photo go together perfectly.  Either because the lady's expression seems just right - in that, once you've read the caption you can imagine she's saying that, or even be unable to imagine she could be saying anything else - or just because the caption picks up some quirk in the scene.

Other people might like other ones.  Or stories.  But I adore each and every one of the ones below, so I won't comment further.

And, of course....

 

... and...

...and finally, what my Tumblr stats suggest is the most popular captioned image I have ever done.  Which is quite heartening, as it's not some fetish scene with latex-clad blondes (delightful though those are), but simply this:

 

 

 

So here's to the next ten years.  Starting tomorrow with a bonus post of new stuff, to make up for all this recycled trash we've had over the last few days.

 

 

 

 

Decadence: the Ladies

What would this blog have been over its 10 years of existence, without its regular Ladies?  Ridiculous question, as that's obviously where the main attraction lies.  Let's pay tribute (no really - get yourself to an ATM and stuff an envelope) to those 'regulars' who all unknowingly, unceasingly, uncaringly and without regard to copyright, so often enlighten this otherwise dismal corner of the Internet.  

Some domme, some vanilla - the sole criterion today is frequency of appearance.  So here they are again (and they will all be back).  Most names are hyperlinks.

Mistress Eleise

 Not a particularly interesting caption, I'm afraid, but when the image is perfection itself, who cares?

 

 

Ariadna

 

Mistress Mina

I have never met her, but her lovely, wicked smile is so much more fun to caption than the stereotypical 'domme grimace' that she features here a lot.

Emily

I have not met her either, obviously.  But I do envy her dog.

Mistress Sidonia

 

 

 

Gal

 Do you think we might like another picture of Gal?  I do.

 

 

The Ladies of Cruella (who took a flamethrower to my brain as a teenager in the 1990s). 

Link may not work but worth tracking down, as the guy who does 'modern Cruella' does seem to be the same as the one who did these all those years ago (he seems to keep re-doing his Internet sites, presumably trying to find ways to monetise this stuff - I hope he succeeds, as he deserves it).  The modern material isn't bad at all either, but I have very special memories of furtive visits to Soho to summon up the courage to buy magazines featuring these lovelies.

NB: I once saw them on sale on the top shelf of a regular Pakistani newsagent... I could never imagine asking in a context so vanilla.  "Yeah, 20 Silk Cut please mate and erm... have you got a copy of the latest Cruella?  Oh - that's last month's isn't it?  I'll take the Goddess, then: the one with the guy licking the boot.  Yeah, thanks.  Oh - and I'll have this Kit Kat too."

Madame Katerina 

Whose name I have spelled many different ways over the years.  Shhh... nobody tell her, please.   OWK came in just about the end of my teenage formative years.  They published magazines for a couple of years, because they started just before Internet femdom took off.  They had advertised for a year or so in Cruella et al before launching: extraordinary, evocative pictures of concentration camp femdom.  The magazines did not disappoint, when they finally arrived.  Impressively high production values, and a convincing commitment to the fantasy.  I don't care in the least whether it was 'real' in any meaningful way or not, I really don't.

Megyn

My 'President Hathaway' series would be rather shorter, without Megyn Kelly.  I've never actually watched her on TV, I doubt I'd like her politics.  But boy, does she look the part.  In fact, Fox News (now without her) appears to feature almost nothing but leggy, imperious blondes which is (for me) essentially its only saving grace.

And although I'm mostly heterosexual (or would be, if anyone ever let me), I've got to admit Trudeau does have a very spankable butt...

Nata Lee

A lovely Russian model.  A lot of her content out there consists of what I must regretfully call 'tit and bum' shots, which I think rather unnecessary, given her sweet, extraordinarily pretty face.  But of course, that's up to her.

Lady Sophia

 Wonderful domme, whose in-session persona was actually very similar to this.  Retired now, so no link - sorry, you're just too late and that's that.

Divine Mistress Heather

Rodea and Cindi

I know, I know... Miami/American Mean Girls is a very commercial site, nothing at all authentic about it - even some questionable content recently too.  But unlike almost all the mean girl 'hey loser' content out there, a lot of it is done very well and these two especially are lovely: their disdainful personas perfectly matching their elegant beauty.  'Goddess Rodea', incidentally, has moved on to other things and clearly despises the whole humiliation fetish scene.  Which just makes it even better, ironically...

Young Goddesses, especially Irina

No link for this one because the guy who used to make them took against the whole business and links to his sites now just lead to complaints about the unprofessionalism of the ladies he had to work with, along with warnings about the perils of excessive masturbation - and not in a good way.

But there are some lovely images of some lovely Russian ladies, doing quite unpleasant things, out there.

Irina is the one on the left, showing off her trademark delightful, amused smile.  She is findable on the Internet as Irina or occasionally as Cofi Milan and she smiles a lot.

The Hunteress

 

and of course...