Quite a moment here, in your marriage. Because it's the last time you'll hear "fetch the canvas bag" without experiencing that stab of fear. |
Nothing wrong with a healthy day's sport. Really, they're just helping Nature to keep the numbers down. |
God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can't it? Especially when you've started drawing blood. Oh well - better get on with it. |
Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like. She doesn't mind at all. |
I like them all, especially Bride 2.
ReplyDeleteBut as an unreformed "caption fixer" I'm off to Photoshop to do my preferred version of Mercy Miranda "... Then if I think I'm being to rough with you, I'll ease up a bit. And if I decide to carry on, you can call out again as often as you like, OK?" Just my personal bias towards femdom being a couples thing, with her lover(s) being inferred but never seen by him. Having said that, the changed version is going in my "favorites" folder.
I really should stop tweaking other people's captions but it's just too tempting. Somebody stop me before I photoshop again.
Fix away, Ralph, fix away. If anyone wants to stop you, I'm sure She'll let you know.
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