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| It's silly to worry about whether you'll stretch enough. Look - that thing's made of solid plastic, and it'll have all her strength behind it. Something's going to give, so just relax. |
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| Sometimes it's good to go out with your co-workers for a real heart-to-heart. And sometimes it isn't. |
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| Don't worry - she'll explain why at great length. |
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| Schoolboy sessions! My favourite. We're going to be covering irregular verbs of the fourth declension over the next seven sessions, apparently. Pretty exciting, huh? |
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Oddly, the first thing I noticed, even before the caption, was the book title. "Why has Servitor got a photo of a French book for Dutch speakers?" It's not common. I speak Dutch and don't have one.
ReplyDeleteYour Anne Hathaway captions get me every time. Keira Knightley looks incredible in her picture, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the expression on the face of the woman in the first caption. Especially paired with her unconcerned description of what's about to happen. =)
Well, you'll just have to visit Governess Tara and find out, won't you Ralph? Although, as you speak Dutch already, she's more likely to 'suggest' using a Portuguese textbook instead.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Totaldiscord.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to find pictures of either Miss Hathaway or Miss Knightley that don't 'work'.
Miss Hathaway invariably looks as if she is trying to conceal evil thoughts beneath a 'butter wouldn't melt in my mouth' sweet expression.
While Miss Knightley just looks like she's about to hand out a spanking in essentially every picture she poses for. Maybe she is.
Haha, Miss Knightley probably is - certainly a wonderful thought. I just had an idea for a caption... Miss Knightley has an Production Assistant assigned to her on the set of each of her movies just to receive any spankings she would like to give out in between takes. I'm going to have to make that one...
ReplyDeleteTo me, Miss Hathaway often looks like she's just about to start telling everyone around her about every dirty thought, every embarrassing fetish that she's ever tortured out of me. It's her smile and her eyes, I think.