The crying game

It's her favourite.  But she can tell when I'm faking.

The important think about science is that experiments should be repeatable.   So, they've done this experiment nineteen times now, and the boy's head goes 'pop' every single time!  Proper science, that is. 

It's all Paul''s fault.  I don't know why Yvonne lets him get away with it.

If they look really closely, they just might begin to develop doubts about the authenticity of those stone walls.  But then, they were never very bright even before being subjected to all of this.

I can't decide which I find more attractive: young ladies being cruel when I deserve it (as in the scenario here, if you can be bothered to read the whole thing) or young ladies being cruel when I don't.

That anal hook will be mine.