It's a good thing we like being treated with contempt, nicht wahr? |
You'd better read the whole thing through, because I'm sure she'll have got 'minuscule' wrong, and she usually forgets there are two 'p's in 'disappointing'. |
Actually, you don't really even have to ask. If she hasn't already bought it for you, you probably don't really need it, do you? |
It's so sweet of the two ladies to ride their businessmen through an entire field of thistles and poison ivy. If it's going to be a short ride, it might as well be memorable!
ReplyDeleteOh no, you're reading too much into the situation there. Most of them have never noticed the thistles, although I understand Madames Sarka and Nicole once had a competition to see who could make a slave eat a whole thistle the fastest (it was Madame Nicole - I can tell you, Madame Sarka was really quite cross with her slave, but that's another story).
DeleteI thought that last picture was Ms Slide. Same lovely sadistic smile and can hear that tinkling laughter. Femsup
ReplyDeleteShe has a lovely, clever blog too.
DeleteFor cheekily asking for an allowance to buy a shirt and pants, thse items have been totally banned but my mistress says she'll pick out an apron or maid's punishment uniform for me..)
ReplyDeleteOh good. Well, I hope she doesn't leave it too long. You wouldn't want to be entirely without clothes for more than a week or two.
ReplyDeleteThis is true I've just got her old shorts and cavas sneakers to wear now..)
DeleteArgh! A blog post that is misspellt! I can think of no crueler, more unusual punishment than this. Make her stop, PLEASE!
ReplyDeleteI've passed your comment on to the lady in question, Mr peasant. She wants to have a word with you. Right now.
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