Yes, I've experienced pain in my marriage

Fairly regularly, actually.  Usually on Tuesday and Friday evenings.

Gives you a warm glow inside, knowing she's in charge, doesn't it?  And outside too - obviously.

 

 

I'm sure he can take it.  Being chained up helps a lot, for a start.

 

 

Women, eh!  Never satisfied.

 

 

I think they are antennae.  I find it's the antennae that usually get detached.  Unless she insists that I chew of course - then it just all goes everywhere.  Don't you agree?

 

 

Lucky, lucky us.