Warning

There's now conclusive evidence of the harmful effects of looking at porn.  These can vary from simple cases of sore knees and light bruising across the face to severe lacerations of the buttocks and intense pain in the genital region.  You have been warned...

...but I expect you're too stupid to do anything about it.  I certainly am.  On with the show.

She's going to be brave for both of you, OK?

Why would I want a new pair?

Hmmm.. but is he really sorry?

 

His n hers.

Convenient too. There's always a queue for the ladies' loo at a wedding.